Monday, October 16, 2006

Poo Guitar

James Blunt, "You're Beautiful" comes on.

Brother 1: Think of how many girls you could get if you could sing like this. Like, at parties, you could just go up to the hot girls, start singing this song, and they'd be all over you.

Me: Honestly, that might be kinda creepy.

Brother 1: Not if you had a guitar! And especially if you pulled the guitar out of thin air. Like, you walk up with a drink in your hand, drop it, and pull a guitar over your shoulder. Or, pull down your pants and pull the guitar out of your ass. That would be even hotter.

1 comment:

Annie, The Evil Queen said...

I would, personally, be pretty impressed with a guy who could pull a guitar out of his ass. But also fairly frightened.