Pika-chu!

Brother 2:

Wouldn't it be funny if all inanimate objects talked like the characters in Pokemon?

Leather Couch: LEATHER LEATHER LEAAAAAAATHER Couuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch, Leather Couch, Leather Couch, LEATHER COOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCH.

And then, the dry wall would get annoyed.

Dry Wall: DRY Wall. DRY Wall. DRYYYYYYYYYYYY WALL.

And then, all the remote controls would go crazy.

Remote Controls: remote, remote, remote, remoteremoteremote.

And clothing would talk too!!!

A guy would walk by, and you'd hear: WHITEY TIGHTIES!! white white white white white.

And a girl would walk by, and you'd hear:...................................

So you'd know you should go talk to her.