Axe Body Wash

Brother 2: Here's the $20 for the iPod case I got.

Me: I think you owe me more than $20, you also got body wash.

Brother 2: See, I was thinking that you would buy the soap as a "I'm Glad My Brother Doesn't Smell Like Ass" present.

Me: Oh, really?

Brother 2: Yeah... I mean, you wouldn't want to be responsible for me smelling like ass.