New Brains

Brother 2 got a concussion the other day falling off his skateboard.

Brother 2: My brain hurts so bad, I'm done with this one, I'm getting a new one. Maybe I could steal Cousin J's brain.

Me: Uh, I don't think that's allowed.

Brother 2: Then I'm going to steal a brain from a squirrel and spend the rest of my life harvesting nuts.