Brother 2: Listen to what we're going to do! Brother 1 is going to cut off his legs at the upper thigh area, and give them to me. And in exchange, I'm going to live in his stomach and eat his fat.
Please tell me John filled you on the secret that is Stat Counter. Your posts... my god. They're fucking hilarious to the point where I'm always thinking 'what do you say to THAT?'I'm sure you have WAY more lurkers than you realize but they feel like I do, they die laughing and then just shake their heads in disbelief.
Yep, you make me laugh out loud at work! :D
LOL & ewww!
I lurk all the time - I think you need to rename your blog "What the Fuck?!?!"HILARIOUS!
Will he hire out for the fat-eating?
I hire out for fat eating, Monday-Friday 3pm-9pm, Fridays are at a discount. $1 a pound.
He wouldn't believe me that people actually read about him... and find him entertaining... so I proved it by letting him see the stat counter (awesome invention, yes john clued me in), and then I read him the comments... and he decided to be dumb again.
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