Convicts in the Fam

Brother 1: I got sent to jail today.

Me: What did you do?

Brother 1: Offensive language and harrassment.

Me: Ok.

Brother 1: In Final Fantasy. Brother 2 and I don't take it seriously at all. So when some kid walked up to us w/ his girlfriend, I wrote that I smacked her ass. He didn't like that and went and got a whole army of monsters to come defend her honor. So the whole time, we're running away making fun of him. I said fuck a bunch of times, which comes up on the screen as ????. That probably alerted the game manager. So, all of a sudden, I was transported to this box, and this huge guy with tons of armor scolded me for being mean. It was kinda cool.