Scumbag

Someone commented that they like Grandma best :) Here's a classic Grandma story just for you!


Cousin K: You're such a scumbag! (directed towards Cousin J)

Grandma: Do you know what a scumbag is??? It's a used prophylactic!

Cousin K: What's a prophylactic??

Grandma: You know, the thing men put on their penis to prevent STD's and pregnancy.

Cousin K: A condom???

Grandma: Yes.