Puppy!

My family got a new puppy! He's a golden-doodle named Ralph. He got his name because he puked in the car on the way home. He fits in perfectly already.

Married!

The wedding was a success :)

Brother 1: We ushed the crap out of everyone!


Some favorites:

Stab

Brother 1: I'm going to stab your family members!

Dad: Can you start with my oldest son? He needs to be stabbed the most.