Celine Dion

Brother 1 and his girlfriend are currently having a Celine Dion singing contest in the basement.

Toilets

Looking through the Bed Bath & Beyond flier.

Dad: There is a bunch of useless crap in here. We don't need any of it. I already have a toothbrush. And I already have a toilet.

Me: You have a few toilets.

Dad: I do. I have too many toilets. I have so many and I can't even use more than one at a time. Well... I could try, but it'd probably be pretty difficult.

Milestones

Kyle: Are we suppossed to write down when she does new things? Like the date she rolled over for the first time?

Me: Probaby.

Kyle: I'm going to forget, and then have to make stuff up when she gets older and asks..."yeah, you rolled over for the first time at 3. Started walking when you were 6 years old..."