Everyone has facebook, including my Grandma.
Brother 2's status update: Does not enjoy cock, other than his own.
Grandma's response: Glad to hear it! Maybe you don't want to share with everyone. Love you. Gram
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Violet
Violet Cynthia was born on 9-9-09 (awesome birthday!) at 7:27 am. She weighs 7 lbs 8 oz and is 21 inches long :)
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
Swelling
Dad: I need you to go walk in the mud outside, so I can make plaster casts of your footprints and sell them as Sasquash feet.
Sunday, September 06, 2009
Ew.
Brother 1: I want to see your belly right after you deliver. Will you have a huge flap of skin?
Me: I've heard you usually leave the hospital still looking 5 months pregnant. It takes a few weeks for your uterus to go back to normal.
Brother 2: Will you be walking around queefing?
Brother 1: Wow.
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